The Safest Place
How to Stay Safe in the World Today

1. Avoid riding in automobiles because they are responsible for 20% of all fatal accidents.

2. Do not stay at home because 17% of all accidents occur at home.

3. Avoid walking on streets or sidewalks because 14% of all accidents occur to pedestrians.

4. Avoid traveling by air, rail, or water because 16% involve those forms of transportation.

5. Of the remaining 33%, 32% of all deaths occur in hospitals, so above all else avoid hospitals.  

But you will be pleased to know that only .001% of all deaths occur in worship services in church and these are usually related to previous physical disorders.  Therefore, logic tells us that the safest place for you to be at any given time is at church.  And the Bible is safe too.  So for your own safety’s sake- attend church and read your Bible.

It could save your life.